The Gambler

Come on Kenny! You gotta know when to hold em know when to fold em. You got to not punch coolers or kick cameras. Damn Damn Damn. My fantasy team was poised to take it all this year I had the most dominating starting pitchers in the game. I had SIX! starting pitchers with ERA's around 2.00 (Mike Hampton, Eric Bedard, Kenny Rodgers, Adam Eaton, Jake Peavy and Bartolo Colon.) I also had Dan Haren and Jon Patterson before he got hurt. I traded for Eaton and he promptly got hurt before he started a game for me. I got Patterson back but he's not that great. I could have got Haren back but I put him in the wrong order of waiver priorities. Now Bartolo has the flu. Man come on! Just my luck I am the king of hosting injured players on my fantasy teams. I can't believe I was able to trade Clint Barmes literally 5 minutes before he tripped on a can of Campbells Chunky soup.