Friday, July 01, 2005

Top Five Tennis Ladies


In honor of the Wimbledon final between Lindsey Davenport and Venus Williams tomorrow I wanted to devote a top five list to the hottest female tennis players of all time.

1.Serena Williams- I know, I know you all think I'm crazy but I just feel safer with a BRICK house than one made of straw. Seriously this was one of the hardest decisions I have ever had to make. It helps that Serena is one of my favorite tennis players ever.

2. Anna Kournakorva- One of the reasons she couldn't be first is cuz I don't know how to spell her name so it was harder to find pictures of her. Also she's not even a tennis player.

3. Gabriella Sabbatini- She was the tennis hottie of the 90's.

4. Monica Seles- Don't hate. This was a sentimental choice for me. I had a big time crush on her when I was 15. My parents took me to see her play at a Virginia Slims Tournament at UIC. During the match I had this elaborate day dream that I would ask her for her autograph after the match and then she would write her phone number down on the tennis ball and we would go to homecoming together. She is my favorite tennis player of all time. She dominated women's tennis in the early 90's like no one had ever done before. She would have been the best tennis player of all time. Also lets not forget about that grunting that got Martina Navratilova all hot and bothered.

5. Chrissy Evert- She was cute in her little old school tennis outfit. Remember that one time on the Jim Rome show when he had quarterback Jim Evert of the Rams on and Rome kept calling him Chris Evert. Jim Evert said if you call me Chris Evert one more time I'm going to come over there and kick your ass. Rome said "O.K. Chris" and Evert jumped on him and kicked his ass on camera. A historic television moment.

8 Comments:

Blogger ben said...

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9:54 AM

 
Blogger ben said...

the jim everett/chris evert ass-kicking is easily #1 on my top five of all time hilarious sports t.v. moments, followed closely by charley steiner in the fight in the wimbledon press room and the joe namath "i want to kiss you" drunken lunge at suzy kolber. jim mora's "playoffs! playoffs?!?" rant is my #4, and lee elia's "fucking bums" rant about cubs fans rounds out the top 5.

9:55 AM

 
Blogger Nate said...

Those are good how about when Deion Sanders threw a big bucket of water at Tim Macarver and Macarver was so mad he kept on saying "you're a real man Deion." Hal Macrae's freak out was nice. Iverson's "practice."

10:03 AM

 
Blogger Doug said...

Alright Nate. I will give you credit for your list. But Monica Seles does not deserve to be on there.

Where is Martina Hingis?? Sergio is hitting that action. Its gotta be good.

11:08 AM

 
Blogger Doug said...

Nate do you still play Tennis... maybe miguel and I will take on you and Tulley or your brother...

3:00 PM

 
Blogger Nate said...

That's cool but I want to be on my brothers team Tulley's a bum. Knowing Ratmachine though he would probably throw the match just to piss me off. Oh and slight problem I'm still very sore after playing softball 3 days ago and I broke all my rackets in anger.

3:28 PM

 
Blogger Doug said...

Mac.. you beat me to it. I was going to post the same thing.

7:42 PM

 
Blogger Nate said...

If Angela catches me looking at this Serena picture one more time I'm a dead man. Its all in the interest of science. That booty is defying gravity.

9:10 PM

 

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