Who wants to marry a nerdionaire?
I feel like the luckiest man in the world because I was able to marry a nerdionaire. One thing that makes Angela a nerdionaire is her absolute lack of knowledge in the field of pop culture. Five to ten years ago I would have found that to be very cool character trait. In my pathetic old age I find that what little knowledge I have is in the subject of pop culture. Where as Angela may be well informed about various conflicts in the Middle East due to many hours a week of NPR listening. I on the other hand possess more useful information such as a complete list of celebrities who star in their own homemade sex tapes. On a daily basis I ridicule my wife for her lack of real knowledge. Recently I have been compiling a list of celebrities who everyone on Earth (except Angela) knows about. This is an on going list that I will add to periodically. I would like you to know that this list doesn’t even take into account athletes, who are very much a part of present day pop culture. In fact, this list is missing many people I just can’t think of right now. Every time we are watching TV or listening to music Angela asks me “who is that?” no less 15 times. You will be amazed at some of the people on this list. She will claim she knows some of these people but I promise you even the few on this list that she claims to know I had to explain to her who they were no more than a few months ago.
List of people who my wife has no idea who they are:
Paris Hilton
Nicky Hilton
Jessica Simpson
Katie Holmes
Lindsey Lohan
Hillary Duff
Jessica Alba
Jennifer Biel
Shakira
Mandi Moore
Brooke Burke
Tara Reid
Ashley Simpson
Kelley Osbourne
Ashley Olsen
Jenna Jameson
Mary Kate Olsen
Shannon Elizabeth
Micha Barton
Jenny McCarthy
Tommy Lee
Lil Jon
Mike Jones
Nick Lachey
Kevin Federline
Wilmer Valderrama
Frankie Muniz
Johnny Knoxville
Tobey Maguire
Aston Kuchter
Seth Green
Sean William Scott
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Farnsworth Bentley
Jason Biggs
Orlando Bloom
Maddox Jolie…….
posted by Nate at 4:25 PM
5 Comments:
Nate i know everyone on that list expect Mike Jones, who is he?
9:15 AM
You guys should ask Heywood who Mike Jones is. I was surprised you all knew who Maddox Jolie was, that was supposed to be a trick. Angela was so mad when she read this entry. You should have seen her trying to defend herself and explain to me who those people were. She's like I know Ashton "KOOOOSHER" Koooosher? Who the hell is that? I was like look at the picture you don't even know anyone in that picture. She thought Fez was Antal (no lie) and she thought Seth Green was JD Roth the host of all those children's game shows.
8:40 AM
Oh also she would claim to know people and I knew she had no idea who they were. She said Jennifer Biel was the girl from Flashdance. She said Shakira had dark hair. She called Nick Lachay, Nick LACKEY. She said Tommy Lee was in that sex tape with that woman. I knew she was gonna claim she knew Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and Katie Holmes but she didn't know who they were 6 months ago.
8:47 AM
Wait a second. I think Angela is right, Jennifer Biels is the chick from Flash Dance.. isnt Jessica Biel the hot one from 7th Heaven?
Also I read somewhere that she thinks Darius Miles is the sexiest athlete... guess i dont stand a chance then. All i have in common with him is being under weight...
11:38 AM
Doug you are right I think her name is Jessica Biel although after performing a google search she is often referred to as Jennifer Biel. Angela is full of crap she said she always gets Jessica Biel confused with Jennifer Biels the woman from "Flashdance." That movie came out 20 years ago, and the two Biels look nothing alike. Angela has no idea who Jessica is. On another note Dug you and Darius are not just skinny but you both suck at basketball as well.
1:19 PM
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