My Least Favorites

Well since I shared some of my favorites with you I figured I would share some of my least favorites. There are millions of people in this world that I can’t stand. So instead of talking about my least favorite food, car, or color this list will focus solely on some of the people that I HATE! Since there are so many people I hate I decided to put them into different groups. The groups are: actors, athletes, comedians, the media, musicians and “people in my neighborhood.” I reserve the right to add to this list at any time.
Before I start dishing the hate to the individuals who know they deserve it. I wanted to first mention whole groups of people that make me sick. Generally speaking the following groups of people SUCK!

Republicans
The Religious Right
yuppies
Libertarians
Scientologists
people from the South
metrosexuals
anal retentives
politicians
loud people
soccer moms
Nascar dads
sportscasters
sitcom actors
realtors
children
people that work at the DMV
the Boy Scouts of America
Born agains
rich people
injury plagued athletes

ACTORS (or tv personalities)
Keanu Reeves
Tom Cruise
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
John Travolta
Mel Gibson
Charlie Sheen
Bruce Willis
Arnold Swartzenegger
Ashton Kutcher
Tyra Banks
Anyone who has ever been on the Bachelor
Ryan and Trista
Richard Karn (host of the Family Feud)
Judge Judy
Jerry Springer
Jenny Jones
that dude from Law and Order SVU
Donald Trump
Martha Stewart
Those guys from Queer Eye
Jeff Probst
Roger Lodge
All of the Desperate Housewives
The ladies of the View
Anyone on the show Everybody Loves Raymond
Shawn Astin
Harry Potter

ATHLETES (and sports commentators)

Cal Ripkin Jr.
Ron Santo
Reggie White
Jerry Krause
Kerry Wood
Brett Farve
Allan Houston
Charlie Ward
Karl Malone
Mark Price
John Stockton
Steve Kerr
John Rocker
Micheal Irvin
Pat Tillman
Larry Brown
Lloyd Carr
Bobby Knight
Dusty Baker
Mike Ditka
Pat Riley
Mark McGwire
Joe Buck
Bob Costas
Tom Dore
Hawk Harrellson
all play by play and color commentators
Jim Rome
Jay Mariotti
Skip Bayless
Dan Patrick
Stuart Scott
Shaun Salsberry
Mike North
Doug Baffone
Mike Greenberg
Steve “Snapper” Jones
Jim Gray
Duke
White Sox fans
The Patriots

COMEDIANS

Paul Reiser
Tim Allen
Caroline Rhea
Elaine Boozer
Jimmy Kimmel
Robin Williams
Dennis Miller
Jimmy Fallon
Horatio Sanz
Billy Crystal
Jay Leno
Ray Ramano
Drew Carey
Ant
Whoopy Goldberg

THE MEDIA (and radio personalities)

Bill O’ Reilly
Rush Limbaugh
Bill Curtis
Tim Russert
Tom Brokow
Anyone on CNN, MSNBC, FOX NEWS, except for Soledad O’Brian (She’s HOT)
Imus
Sean Hannity
Howard Stern
Robin Quivers
Mancow
Eric and Kathy
Eddie and Jobo
Ryan Seacrest
Guiliana Depandi
Carson Daly
Gideon Yago
John Norris

MUSICIANS

R. Kelly
Justin Timberlake
Destiny’s Child
country musicians
Aerosmith
James Taylor
The Rolling Stones
Dave Mathews Band
people that listen to Dave Mathews
Bon Jovi
Metallica
Ricky Martin
The Offspring
Ace of Base
Bush
L.L. Cool J
Ja Rule
Nelly
50 Cent
Emminem
House of Pain
Will Smith
P. Diddy and Mase
Randy Jackson
Paula Abdul
Crucial Conflict
Bone Thugs and Harmony
Limp Bisquick
Kid Rock
Motley Crue
Tommy Lee
Cher
AC/ DC
Kiss
Brittney Spears
classic rock
Courtney Love

PEOPLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

most people that work for Chicago Public Schools
my realtor
the developers who worked on our condo
the lawyer for those developers
Mayor Daley
the filthy people in the building next store that use our yard as a garbage can
people that don’t pick up their dog shit
people that work at fast food restaurants in the ghetto
people who own pit bulls
Comcast